Monday, November 18

 
since i pride myself on being as gross as possible, i just want everyone to know: i've been bleeding out of my nose literally all day. i'm talking snot rockets like blood clots. there is obviously only one possible explanation: my brain is hemhorraging. this isn't like the time i thought i had mono, or even the time(s) i "had" toxic shock syndrome. so if you've got anything to say TO me, you'd better say it quick, because at this rate you'll soon be saying stuff ABOUT me as you kneel and stand, kneel and stand at my VERY LONG CATHOLIC FUNERAL.

posted by from shannon at 5:30 PM

Sunday, November 17

 
road rules repeats play at 1am on kcal. fuck yeah. i'm watching the northern trail season. it's so great. tara's meeting dan's girlfriend and the chick who looks like nancy kerrigan is making out with noah's frat brother who she just met. i could have a heart attack.

in addition, i was on tv today! we won our homecoming game against asu. at one point my uncle calls on my cell phone and says, "i think i just saw you on tbs... are you wearing a cowboy hat?" ...yeah. yeah, i was. (look, our helenes theme was 'homecoming on the range,' okay?) also made it on the jumbotron a record three times, got beer spilled on me twice, and had a gay man tell me he was secretly in love with my female best friend once. i love college football.

also, the superstation was showing interview with the vampire before the game today. look at all the stuff that is happening to me. this is one of the greatest days ever.

p.s. to my friend jared: yeah, but has your favorite band written the lyrics, "are you listening, wo-o-o-o-o-o-?" i rest my case.



posted by from shannon at 2:06 AM