Thursday, October 24

 
some of my residents just told me that a number of the freshmen boy residents have crushes on me. is it totally sick to be flattered by that?
posted by from shannon at 12:48 AM

Tuesday, October 22

 
as the disgust for my living arrangement in this prison cell of a dormroom grows, i've violently acted out against the atrocity that is my convenience store-issue fluorescent light by covering it with a blue sarong. this has had two effects:

1) when i am awake i bask calmly in the soft new oceanic ambeance of my room. i like to pretend i'm under the sea. or in a womb.
2) when i am asleep i suffer from terrible nightmares that i am being attacked from above by a giant blue sting ray, and awake at least twice a night brandishing my pillow at the offending sarong.
posted by from shannon at 1:35 PM

 
lately i've discovered that the number one thing i am looking for in a partner is someone to nap with. i mean, i like romantic dinners and passionate necking as much as the next gal, but the image that really makes my heart flutter when i daydream is myself curled up against someone and sleeping.

i think i am very, very old.
posted by from shannon at 9:43 AM