Monday, May 27

 
because i am lacking in things to blog about today, i am just going to relate an email my friend joe sent me. so, really, i am just stealing joe's comedic wit and passing it off as my own. as usual. anyway, he said that he checked my webpage's tracking, and that these are some of the searches that have led people to my webpage:

"Italian girls" + "naked"
big breasted mexicans
"Biker porn"
punk rock midgets
bIG BREAsted GERMANs
italy naked girl
naked girls on sping break
sping break naked

in joe's words: "I just wonder if any of those people that were trying to look for punk rock midgets have actually become regular readers."

i am so proud.


posted by from shannon at 11:16 PM

Sunday, May 26

 
my brothers never cease to amuse me. my older brother had a nice big family barbeque yesterday (he is in his late 20's and he and most of his friends have babies) that inevitably took a turn for the worse. highlights included: a dozen guys sitting around a table playing drinking games while holding various small children in their laps; my 17-month-old nephew proudly waddling around with an open beer bottle that he found; someone being forced to take a shot of mustard; and my older brother losing $100 in a single hand of poker - to my younger brother.

and the fun didn't stop there. today was the crucial game four in the lakers-king series, and my older brother is one of those fans so passionate (and silly) that he takes every play personally. watching him is endlessly entertaining - it's like watching a crazy person as he goes from screaming, "brick it, you son of a bitch!" to giggling giddily in a matter of seconds. (side note: although i am a lakers fan mostly just by blood, i have to say that last shot was pretty amazing. take that, my traitor of a little brother, who would dare sully our proud family name by backing the sacramento kings.)
posted by from shannon at 9:44 PM